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Aw, Buz - didja have to use that term? Geez, Louise.



Post something with "DSRT" in it now, willya?



OK, I'll read the article now.
 

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Sorry about that -



"First post!"



There ya go.
 

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If kpaul gets buried in one of these, it'll double his riding miles.
 

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He11, Yeah!

Damn! I am so down with this concept... My personal wish has always been a traditional Viking Funeral Pyre... being in South Texas, it would be out of Mesquite wood, and if I had my way, my funeral party would take said Pyre, wait till it burned to ashes, load them up in a giant bottle rocket, and shoot myself all over Corpus Christi bay! Woooooooo HOOOOOOO!

Not that I'm obsessed with Death or anything, but that sounds like the way to leave this world to me........

-Rob
 

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Re: He11, Yeah!

I want to be catapulted into an active volcano.
 

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Re: He11, Yeah!

While strapped to a Harley, of course.
 

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It would be a lot more efficient to grind the body up in a sausage-making machine and put it in the saddlebags of a Concours.
 

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There needs to be a tiered-licensing system for these things. Start 'em off on a Nighthawk 250 with an urn tote.
 

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Make mine the new CBR800 V-4

I love it ... but it won't work for me since I want to be cremated. I guess Pete or Gabe could carry my urn in their tank bag as they rode the new CBR800 V-4.

They could say something like this at my funeral : [*]"kpaul, he died with his full-face on"... or [*]"kpaul, the Greatest Motorcyle Prophet in the history of MO" or [*]"kpaul courageous liberator of the Gen X and Y from the clutches of the GPTB"

[*]"kpaull, he was right about the V-4 and Harley"
 

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That's funny
 

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OK I need to vent..

Have you been talking to my wife. God my bike needs a new battery..[*] But no the oldest daughter going to a private university just wrecked her car and "needs" to attend summer school in Europe, [*]the youngest just had her ipod stolen, [*] my wife wants a new taller fence so the grumpy old man who lives next door won't look at her and ***** about our yard, dogs, daughter's black boyfriend and oldest daughter asian boyfriend.. Didn't think racist lived in the burbs anymore.,
Stuff for my bike falls at the bottom of the priority list. My bonus was spent on new stainless steel top of the line dishwasher, microwave, washer, dryer...
 

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I have a request for Fonzie and the GPTB

They could rev their Harleys like in the movie Biker Boyz... Potato Potato..
 

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Hey MO are you guys using an East Coast server?the EST is messing with my mind.
 

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Great find Buz the boyz at work are going to love it..
 

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Re: OK I need to vent..

Go with "kwhipped."
 

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Re: OK I need to vent..

Life can be tough in the trailer park for a kwipped.

A lack of enough electrical power to energize a hypothetical motorcycle should be cause for federal intervention.

May I suggest an immediate full implementation of a bio-diesel fuel conversion for the rectification of this social-economic inequality?
 

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But he still won't know the correct time if MO doesn't settle in someplace.



And, Daylight Savings Time is just around the corner.



Ah, a harbinger of solar power is arriving early this year. The government is giving us more free energy!
 
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