MR. ALLCAPS TAKES A TRIP
IT'S FUNNY SOME GUY WANTS TO TAKE A TRIP TO CENTRAL AMERICA ON HIS MOTORCYCLE (ALTHOUGH I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'D WANT TO DO THAT, WHEELIES SUCK ON BAD PAVEMENT AND NONE OF YOUR FRIENDS CAN SEE YOU WHEN YOU'RE ALL THE WAY DOWN IN SOME SOUTH AMERICAN COUNTRY LIKE PORTUGAL OR SOMETHING) BECAUSE THE OTHER DAY THE TANK THEY KEEP MY BRAIN IN AT THE MAYO CLINIC WAS BEING CLEANED BECAUSE THEY HAD LEFT IT IN THE SUNLIGHT AND THERE WAS ALGAE IN IT AND IT MADE ME FEEL WOOZY SO THEY PUT ME INTO THE BIG COFFEE URN THEY USE FOR CONFERENCES BUT ONE OF THE JANITOR GUYS WAS PISSED OFF AT HIS SUPERVISOR I GUESS BECAUSE HE PUT THE URN INTO A BOX (I THINK) AND SENT ME TO THE SHIPPING DEPARTMENT.
I HEARD THE GUY SAYING MY UPS TRACKING NUMBER OUT LOUD, BECAUSE I PUT IT INTO THE UPS WEBSITE AND I GOT THIS AFTER ABOUT A WEEK:
4/15 8:12- LOADING DOCK, HUB FACILITY, ROCHESTER, MI
4/17 12:45 PM- TRANSIT TO WEHAUKEN, NJ
4/17 4:14 PM- PACKAGE REJECTED BY RECIPIENT
4/18 8:17 AM- LOADING DOCK, HUB FACILITY, WEHAUKEN NJ
4/20 3:22 PM- TRANSIT TO ROCHESTER, MI
4/21 9:07 AM- PACKAGE ACCEPTED, ROCHESTER, MI
SO ANYWAY, HERE I AM SAFE AND SOUND. IT WAS GOOD TO HAVE A LITTLE CHANGE OF SCENERY.