[The_AirHawk]

"I rode from California to Arizona a few months ago."



Take a ride to Texas - it's like a Whole Other Country!(TM)



Delete "like" from that sentence, and you got it. Padre Island is nice, though. If you go when there aren't any people around.

 

[The_AirHawk]

Sounds like eastern Colorado/western Kansas. Only, you have to put up with those stupid-ass sunflower signs.............





(or the vast wastelands of central Iowa/eastern Nebraska)