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Mundane Media Report:
Sean Alexander (Moto-Journalist: par-ExLax, Editor & Chief of Motorcycle Online and alleged former mental patient) will be staring in the Miramax production of " Its a Wonderful Shaft-Drive." According to his publicist, MR Alexander will be playing the part of a former down-on-his-luck championship hairdresser, whos gay lover has been deported for selling off-brand lubricants, at brand-name prices, to bath houses throughout the San Francisco area. And according to the hall-monitor at MO the plot will center around Alexanders characters conflict between wanting to save his male lover, and his desire to create the first salon-hair-drier to ever compete in an AMA sanctioned race.
Reports that this is an autobiographical piece could not be confirmed, and MR Alexander was not available for comment.