[Kenneth_Moore]

Dearest Sachi,

Special thanks for expanding my vocabulary.

I had to look it up too. But it was a kinder, gentler way to tell me to rip my balls of with a plastic fork, don't you think?

While we're on the subject, why doesn't somebody come up with a bike seat that accommodates "that certain part of a man's body?" I did about 300 miles last Saturday. My back was ok thanks to Dr. Vikey, my butt didn't bother me too much, but after 150 miles I was standing on the pegs to get the strain off the unitoidal zone.

New Product Release Notes:

"It's Dr. Richard Ballzac's Comfy Cutout Motorcycle Seat! Configured with a recessed zone down the middle of the seat, Dr. Ballzac's Comfy Cutout moves the pressure from the genitailia to the buttocks, where it belongs. Just listen to these testimonials: 'Forget Iron Butt Rally, that's NOT where I used to hurt. But now, thanks to Dr. Ballzac, I'm riding further and arriving more refreshed than ever!' 'Now I can have that family my wife has been bugging me for. I cannot thank Dr. **** enough!' Available at all finer motorcycle supply outlets."

 

[sachiwilson]

Well GEE. You were complaining about the heat and I offered a solution. Some gratitude!

 

[54937]

Wasn't Dr. Richard Ballzac the one who was falsely accused of killing his wife only to escape from incarceration, ultimately bringing the REAL killers to justice AND removing a dangerous medication from the market?

I can see why you chose him to be a spokesman for your product. He brings a certain gravitas to the Comfy Cutout Motorcycle Seat Company, in fact.

 

[The_AirHawk]

Wasn't Dr. Richard Ballzac the one who was falsely accused of killing his wife only to escape from incarceration, ultimately bringing the REAL killers to justice AND removing a dangerous medication from the market?

Yes, it was the One-eyed, One-armed, One-testicled, One-legged Man that was the actual Culprit............

 

[Kenneth_Moore]

Yes, it was the One-eyed, One-armed, One-testicled, One-legged Man that was the actual Culprit............

One-eyed? Hmmmm....

 

[The_AirHawk]

One-eyed? Hmmmm....

Yeah, dude was a real D***!