I had to look it up too. But it was a kinder, gentler way to tell me to rip my balls of with a plastic fork, don't you think?
While we're on the subject, why doesn't somebody come up with a bike seat that accommodates "that certain part of a man's body?" I did about 300 miles last Saturday. My back was ok thanks to Dr. Vikey, my butt didn't bother me too much, but after 150 miles I was standing on the pegs to get the strain off the unitoidal zone.
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