Re: Jesus, keep it off the ROAD!
An open letter to squids:
I don't mind stunting--that is, if you desire to injure yourself repeatedly and turn fine motorcycles into junk. Hell, I'll even watch once in a while when you take your life in your sweaty, little twenty-something hands. But keep it off public roads. You are a menace to the sport of motorcycling and all motorcyclists, particularly sport bike riders.
We don't admire your 80-mph stand-up wheelies on busy highways. We don't admire your stoppies at traffic lights--they are stupid, pointless, and worse, boring. We don't admire you for the empty-headed bimbos who sit nearly naked and completely unprotected on the backs of your bikes, entrusting their lives to equally brain dead "stuntaz." In actuality, we think your are a bunch of jerk-offs. We don't think you're cool or talented--just stupid and selfish. Stop it.
In closing, I'd like to point out that you're all called "squids" by most serious motorcycle enthusiasts (in case you missed the significance of my salutation). You might be surprised to find out that it is not a term of endearment or respect.
Sincerely,
Paul