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Re: Squids: They're Next Door!
Wonder what Sharia sez about that?
"In the name of Allah, the Compassionate, the Merciful. Lo! We tested those who did wheelies and are before you. Thus Allah knoweth those who are sincere, and knoweth those who feign and do stoppies & burnouts.
And certainly We tried those before them, so Allah will certainly know those who are true and He will certainly know the liars. He will cut the clutch hand off of the fakir and liar who will thus not do wheelies anymore. Do those who practise wheelies, stoppies & burnouts think that they will get the better of Us? Evil is their judgment! "
Oooh, tough stuff.
Wonder what Sharia sez about that?
"In the name of Allah, the Compassionate, the Merciful. Lo! We tested those who did wheelies and are before you. Thus Allah knoweth those who are sincere, and knoweth those who feign and do stoppies & burnouts.
And certainly We tried those before them, so Allah will certainly know those who are true and He will certainly know the liars. He will cut the clutch hand off of the fakir and liar who will thus not do wheelies anymore. Do those who practise wheelies, stoppies & burnouts think that they will get the better of Us? Evil is their judgment! "
Oooh, tough stuff.