[The_AirHawk]

He's tossing it anyway, might as well have some fun and wail on it....

BT3 Taylor: IL Mechanicus Sledgehammerum

Work his way up through the Fitting Hammer rack.......

10oz = Loose Fit
22oz = Tight Fit
3lb = Slip Fit
5lb = Press Fit
10lb = Won't Fit
25lb = HELL IT WON'T!

 

[The_AirHawk]

Hey Hawkmiester, those are VW tools you're referencing, what he needs is THE MIGHTY MOHLINAR. i.e the Hammer of Thor. You can get one on ebay for about $15.00.

We had this BAH in the shop at the last facility I worked. One day in a fit of boredom, I inscribed (using a paint marker) on one side of the hammer:

"Mjolnor"

If found,
return to Thor,
God of Thunder

Return-Postage Guaranteed​

Got a lot of funny looks, but nobody seemed to "get" the joke.

(the joke being, for those that don't know their Scandinavian Mythology or read Marvel Comics, is that Thor could never lose Mjolnor - when he threw it - it magically returned to his hand, no matter what)