[BrowningBAR]

POS, oil leaking, tractor motors, antiques, out-dated, poor handling, poor performance, lemming audience, GPTB, anti-union, over-priced, bad seating position, company is going under...



Did I miss anything?

 

[BrowningBAR]

Whale-oil from Sperm Whales.



It's better than synthetic.

 

[BrowningBAR]

Hey! My mom says I'm handsom and I have smarts.

 

[BrowningBAR]

This article means nothing as it is a well known fact that Gen X and Ys hate good customer service and will never by into this.

 

[BrowningBAR]

Nuh-AH!

 

[BrowningBAR]

Re: Survey is consistent with local Seattle area survey

Softball.

 

[BrowningBAR]

Re: Survey is consistent with local Seattle area survey

That's because you don't represent REAL riders.

Real riders talk a lot. They don't actually ride.

Poser.

 

[BrowningBAR]

Re: Survey is consistent with local Seattle area survey

Well, if you go to Cabo, you'll hear that a lot.

 

[BrowningBAR]

I get the meet and greet from both sides. I 've got the longish hair and stuble. So I either pass for a wannabe harley rider, beemer yuppy, or a talentless squid (or gay interior designer when I'm in New Hope, PA).



I get the salesholes up my @ss instantly no matter where I go.



It usually takes all of 95 seconds before the third sales guy comes up to me and I end up screaming "I'M JUST LOOKING FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!!!!"

 

[BrowningBAR]

Ouch.



Maybe you shouldn't enter a bike shop pushing a cart with all of your belongings in it...

 

[BrowningBAR]

Re: Whoa!

Actually my mom is Janet Reno.

She'll strip down, climb on top, and shake till she can't dry hump you any more...

...than she'll drive a tank into your house and set the place on fire.

 

[BrowningBAR]

Hi, welcome to Sarcasm For Beginners.



You appear to be new to the class, so you might want to sit up front.

 

[BrowningBAR]

...damnit mom.