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Re: WTF????!!!!

The first thing I'll need is a 1.3 billion dollar budget for research and development. I'll need four 50 man committees, 6 dozen city engineers, 4 union heads from each state, and a team of shrinks from the top 10 universities in the country.

I'll also need a secondary budget for payoffs, bribes, and falsifying research to match my needs.

Additional funding will be needed at roughly 300% of the original budget.

I feel if everything goes according to plan, we can have this puppy up and running by 2015.

We'll call the project The Big Tier.
 

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How about a $500 Safety Evaluation Service Fee on every bike sold?

Nothing would actually be done with this service fee, but who's going to vote against something that has the word safety in it? What, you don't want things to be safe?
 

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Ok, you’re in. But you will need a team of assistants and project managers.

I'm not sure about Fenton, but I have an out of work uncle who has no skill sets. I am sure we could get him in for 150 grand a year.
 
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