"Cal me a squid, call me irresponsible, call me whatever you want. "
Yeah, I definitely wouldn't want to stop at "squid" and "irresponsible."
"I much prefer that my bike does NOT sound like a sewing machine, and there are a hell of a lot of riders who would stand behind me on that."
I-I-I. Me-me-me. Narcississtic a$$hole.