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I am totally chrome trimmed - open piped - bad ass wanna be in halloween leathers - fringed - and ape hangered out. This whole "Cruiser" thing is beginning to look like a Village People video gone horribly wrong. My 2 cents is - quit trying to look like a parade float and just enjoy the bike.



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Well they claim it's more aerodynamic and reduces buffeting. Although judging by some of the guts, there hasn't been a buffet reduction in a long time.



I predict we'll see these on MotoGP bikes soon to help with the high top speeds.
 

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"Well they claim it's more aerodynamic and reduces buffeting."

Yeah. We see that idea being used on F-16s and other high performance aircraft as well as at the GP circuit all the time.

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And LOUD PIPES SAVE LIVES!

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Jim Morrison is STILL ALIVE. He faked his death to get the INSURANCE!

Did they do their fringed windshield aerodynamic testing on the grassy knoll? It's the only way to be sure.
 

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Enough of this junk, already!

Where is the hard-hitting, no-holds-barred review of the VibeRider? I understand even GDub (on what's left of 2WT) did a bit on this fine new accessory.

What the heck is my subscription bux being used for, fer chrissakes!? Other than 1/2 a bottle of Crown, maybe.

And in other impotent matters, I see at the top of my screen that the Sec O' State has successfully withstood surgery. It seems he had a Colin-oscopy.
 

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Why more fringe is needed?

From the "Does this bike make me look fat?" crowd came a desperate need for a cost effective way to increase the fairing and windscreen of bikes as their owners mature. As our society has become more obese fringe will take on an ever increasing role. Fringe on golf carts, boats, etc.
 

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WHO NEEDZ ALL THAT S&%T?

I THINK THAT STUFF LOOKZ HELLA GAY. I DON'T KNOW WHY ALL THOSE FAT OLD PEOPLE PUT THAT CRAP ON THEIR BIKEZ WHEN IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU GO FASTER, COSTZ YOUR MOM A LOT OF MONEY AND LOOKZ WEIRD.

DOEZ ANYBODY KNOW WHERE I CAN BUY THOSE NEON LIGHTZ AND CARBON FIBER STICK-ON PLATEZ FOR A GSXR1000? AND SHOULD I HAVE THE WHEELZ CHROMED OR POWDERCOATED?
 

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You pegged it.

"This whole "Cruiser" thing is beginning to look like a Village People video gone horribly wrong" That is so funny, you should copyright that phrase, cause I predict many a MOron will use it.
 

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I could puke but I don't have a big bucket handy. Motorcycling is becoming more and more about showing off with no skills and techcniques involved. Rather boring really, no wander the bone heads kill themselves left and right, I guess Darwin is laughing away!!!
 

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Re: Yikes!

Just remember, Vetter's last creation was the "Wingjammer" which was a fairing that looked like Eagle's Wings. The wings even moved wider or narrower to give you the coverage you desired.

Talk about Yikes!
 

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I couldn't find the box for "I'm stupid enough to buy this *****" either

I'm not real convinced that a fringed windshield is going to make some geek on a parade-float-o-glide anymore aerodynamic or "less buffeted by trucks". 'Course I wouldn't know because trucks don't pass me

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