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What about all the rain that runs-across the INSIDE of that piece of plastic commonly referred-to as the "windscreen"?
 

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Soon available from Vizr-Wypr (a product of KK Enterprises)!

Tired of having all that mist and rain and road mung on your face shield?

Well, no more! The new Vizr-Wipr mounts to your helmet with double stick tape, Velcro and a bungee cord. The wiper blade mounts conveniently to the front of your jacket!

Simply turn on the Vizr-Wipr, and the quiet, efficient 12 volt motor rotates your head to the right and then to the left while the wiper blade quickly and effortlessly clears the moisture off the shield!

Since the Vizr-Wipr features a variable speed control, you can use it for differing rates of rain or mist, or - if you crank it all the way up to the "11" setting - you can clear your nasal passages without blowing! (Caution! You should open the face shield before using the Vizr-Wipr in this manner.)

And that's not all! If you rotate the wiper blade assembly 180 degrees, you can use it to clear the fog on the inside of the face shield!

Call Klazy Ken today! Call now, and get the toothbrush accessory kit FREE!
 

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Rerally?

If you want a laugh read the epic story on the website of how this guy developed the thing. It took him TWO YEARS to figure out how to put a wiper on his bike! Vizr Wipr took ten minutes...
Ten whole minutes? Not likely

That would actually be 10 seconds to come up with the idea. 10 months for the idea to get transmitted from the CEO through all the VPs, Asst Vps, marketing specialists, corporate lawyers, safety and environmental departments, design engineers and finally to the old guy in the back room in the basement who just happens to be the only actual working production employee left in the company. Then there's 5 years for all the permits needed from the EPA, DOT, HUD, HEW, DOD, FBI, EPA again, PETA, your Uncle Ted.......
 

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Ten whole minutes? Not likely

That would actually be 10 seconds to come up with the idea. 10 months for the idea to get transmitted from the CEO through all the VPs, Asst Vps, marketing specialists, corporate lawyers, safety and environmental departments, design engineers and finally to the old guy in the back room in the basement who just happens to be the only actual working production employee left in the company. Then there's 5 years for all the permits needed from the EPA, DOT, HUD, HEW, DOD, FBI, EPA again, PETA, your Uncle Ted.......
And of course it must ultimately be approved at:

The Court of the CRIMSON KING!!!!!

Man, what a flash from the past that one is...good times, gooood times.
 

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I have one preinstalled from the factory of G.O.D. Enterprises. I believe its called "The Left Index Finger." It has millions of other uses and is handy on hard to reach boogers that form after riding in the rain for hours.
The gloves I never wear have a squeegee on them. But you have to wear a helmet too for that to do any good.
 

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And of course it must ultimately be approved at:

The Court of the CRIMSON KING!!!!!

Man, what a flash from the past that one is...good times, gooood times.
I've been ripping my old vinyls onto wav and mp3 format. 200 down.. only 100 to go. Pulled that one off the stack last week along with "Fripp and Eno". Ain't been listening to much else since.

Robert Fripp, heh heh. Most everyone else is 2nd tier. Don't even start me on the utter wasteland that is commercial radio.
 

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I've been ripping my old vinyls onto wav and mp3 format. 200 down.. only 100 to go. Pulled that one off the stack last week along with "Fripp and Eno". Ain't been listening to much else since.

Robert Fripp, heh heh. Most everyone else is 2nd tier. Don't even start me on the utter wasteland that is commercial radio.
What are you using to do it? One of those USB turntables? Roxio Spin Dr?
 

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I just downloaded "Wired" by Jeff Beck two weeks ago.

Boy, does that take me back...
 

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I just downloaded "Wired" by Jeff Beck two weeks ago.

Boy, does that take me back...
I've got that on cd. I bought it back when hardly anything was available on cd.

Remember back when the vinyl came out and then you had to wait about 6 months before it was available on cd?
 

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Remember cool artwork, and lyrics, and "behind-the-scene" photos?

I just don't think Roger Dean would have gotten as famous if his Yes and Uriah Heap (and other) covers were limited to 5" X 5".
 

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Remember cool artwork, and lyrics, and "behind-the-scene" photos?

I just don't think Roger Dean would have gotten as famous if his Yes and Uriah Heap (and other) covers were limited to 5" X 5".
So you're saying Physical Graffiti wouldn't have had the same impact as a cd?
 
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