[Buzglyd]

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/new_get_the_****_outta_the_road

 

[seruzawa]

The stupid censor software won't let us post the proper link.

Use this link: Home | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

and then click on the picture that says "Pedestrians".

 

[Kenneth_Moore]

And from the same page:

Home Depot Honors Fallen Soldiers With Great Prices On Tools
Home Depot believes the best way to honor the heroes who have given their lives for America is to undertake home improvement projects in their memory.