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I will BAN you with that type of talk, mister!

You will be relegated to creating crazed blogs about being the Greatest American Hero.

Don't make me use my infinite Mod powers and summon the six powers of the six greatest Greek gods to strike you where you stand! SHAZAM, muthafu**a!

...er...wait...actually, I got nothing over here apart from 5 empty corona bottles and an empty box of popsicles.
 

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Ha! They're going to take pictures of the perp's injuries, eh? After shooting a cop he should consider himself lucky that he didn't end up face down on the street with a drop gun in his hand.

Florida has the death penalty, right?

Good.
 

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Ha! They're going to take pictures of the perp's injuries, eh? After shooting a cop he should consider himself lucky that he didn't end up face down on the street with a drop gun in his hand.

Florida has the death penalty, right?

Good.
Yep, we do. Bush practically had a conveyor belt into the "chamber." Remains to be seen how the new Gov'ner is going to do.
 

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This would be funny if it weren't real:

I'm a gun collector. Your frustration isn't even close to mine. Sorry. When the reports start with "Only criminals use motorcycles" and "We need to ban motorcycles to save the children" than I will welcome you into my world.
Today the news reports have changed from evil motorcyclist to GUN NUT RAMPAGE!:

"We talked to individuals who know the suspect. They told us Maldonado practiced weekly at the gun range. And even more chilling, they tell us Maldonado practices targets on the head on a regular basis."

Damn, B-Bar, you sure nailed that one.
 

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Today the news reports have changed from evil motorcyclist to GUN NUT RAMPAGE!:

"We talked to individuals who know the suspect. They told us Maldonado practiced weekly at the gun range. And even more chilling, they tell us Maldonado practices targets on the head on a regular basis."

Damn, B-Bar, you sure nailed that one.
The answer to this problem is; we need to BAN Silhouette
Targets with HEADS on them............

(isn't it Obvious?)
 

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It's not so funny when they...

I swear every journalist in the country attended a seminar sometime this year with break out sessions like:

"Motorcyclists - The New Crack!

"Making the Share Numbers: How Exploiting Motorcycling Can Set New Highs"

"50 Favorite Catchphrases for Evil Motorcycles"
.. use the same copy but plug in the word "motorcycle" instead of "SUV" or "gun owner" or "conservative". Then the same lying hyperbolic tactics aren't so entertaining, are they?
 

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I'm ashamed to admit that when I read the story about the guy running away, turning and firing and potting the officer in the melon my first thought was "dam, that's good shooting"... Not hitting a Policeman, whom I have as a general rule the utmost respect for. Just the guys skill in putting a grab shot on target. Most of those ass holes hit everything BUT what they're aiming at.
 

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I'm ashamed to admit that when I read the story about the guy running away, turning and firing and potting the officer in the melon my first thought was "dam, that's good shooting"... Not hitting a Policeman, whom I have as a general rule the utmost respect for. Just the guys skill in putting a grab shot on target. Most of those ass holes hit everything BUT what they're aiming at.
"Chirp chirp. Chirp chirp. Chirp chirp." Silence. "Well, ok, thanks for sharing that. Guess that finishes up our session for today, Mr. Sarnali."
 

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I for one know ALL motorcyclist are insane, evil anarchists. Oh wait! That's what the media and government ingrained into my widdle bwain!

Media, media, media. *sigh* There's not objectivity anymore, just sensationalism and fear mongering in the press and politics. Soon we'll be outlawed I'm sure 'cuz we're so dangerous.
 
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