fair and balanced reporting
I think we should have a MO Crossfire with me & JB vs. Buzz & Longride (assuming we can find some restraints strong enough to make me & the micro-legend comfortable going tete a tete with the wookie-sized LR). We can do a live cybercast, and after each topic the MOrons can vote to force one team or the other to do a shot of Goldschlager until we either solve the world's problems or pass out and forget they exist.