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Well, that's USUALLY my goal.

To avoid hitting or becoming part of the scenery.

 

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I am an artiste

And I only go after the difficult targets. I don't think the majority of MOridians would appreciate my brand of political humor. My political bent makes KPaul look like Pat Buchannan. However, I know when to keep my mouth shut.

I'm not discussing this with any of you guys, but I have very personal reasons why I'm so angry at this administration that I get physically ill thinking about them, so any political stuff would come off as being insanely bitter and weird.

But hey, it worked for JohnnyB! Maybe I should rewrite.

 

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Re: fair and balanced reporting

Most of the bridges are too low there. Give me the GG Bridge for a "golden" suicide oppurtunity!

 

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I report every comment like that

to B'nai Brith and the Mossad. Once he gathers enough points he'll simply dissapear.

 

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You didn't see the photo...

Down in the photo index, with the dinosaur head sculpture (that a college buddy of Fonzie sculpeted, BTW)? We did check out the Natural History mesuem, but not enough time to hit everthing, as we did the US Capitol and the Halocaust Museum as well. Next time...

 

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Ding-Dong! A visitor in 1944...

Hallo, I am ze official NSDAP pollster! How do you feel about Adolf Hitler? Oh, you approve? Zat iz gut. You don't mind zat you're house vas bomped, und you haff no food except turnips? Und your sons dissapeared at Stalingrad? Of course not.

You're not a defeatist und traitor! Support our truppenz!

 

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Hey, I'm sorry about that...

But when we are given a product to review, we write about it. That's what a product review is.

Eagle Rider DC very generously loaned us a bike for 3 days, and I evaluated their product fairly and accurately.

I didn't have the time or resources to publish a comprehensive tour/travel guide for DC and Northern Virginia.

However, everybody's comments about this article have been noted and I will make efforts to keep providing my readers with ever-improving materiel.

Gabe