Triumph Kicks Off "Win a Rocket III Classic" Test Ride , Dealers Fail to Explode
So, I called the Triumph dealer in Fort Lauderdale to see about a ride tomorrow and talk to Ian.
First thing he says is "yes, that starts next month." No, says I...the press release says it started yesterday.
Ian: "Are you going to buy one?"
Me: "I dunno, guess that's what the test ride is all about, right?"
Ian: "Are you seriously looking?"
Me: "Actually yes, I've been looking to add another bike for some time now (Concours 14, Ducati, snicker snort).
Ian: "Well, if you're coming over, be prepared to wait a few hours. I'm sure we'll be very busy with test rides."
Me: "But dude, you didn't even know the promotion was running until I called" (In my head)
There is a special place in hell where you have to sell motorcycles for eternity.