What I want to see is a movie about real Triumph owners. I want to see esoteric middle aged nerds attempting to get their wheel bearings replaced under warranty. I want to see the drama born from rage when a TT owner has his eighth fuel injection map installed and his bike still stumbles off idle. I want to see the anguish on a Sprint ST owner's face when VFR riders get the girls despite horsepower and luggage space inferiority. I want to see the "Groundhog Day" type scenes where the same old guy walks up to the Triumph owner at the same gas station every day and remarks "I didn't know they still made those!"