Granpappy was at the first GasOleen motorbike race back in ought 3.You need to get out more. See a drag or flat track race with 2-5 bikes.
Exactly what is the minimum number of contestants in Buzzburg to constitute an "official" race? Do you think the first gas bike races had 30 bikes?
It was all good until the butane headlights caught fire and burned up the whole field.
Duct tape hadn't been invented yet.