Sorry, I went to "Bikes, Blues, and BBQ" in Fayetteville, AR this week - I was asked by no less than 3 *******, full-dress, 55hp, 875lb-Three-Asterisk-Jewelry riders if I thought I could handle a "real bike", or why don't I "get rid of that Japcrap Toy".
Four-Asterisk You, you Three-Asterisk-holes! (not *You* - you, but the general rednex-You)