Show up on an old Suzuki 550 GT, the pea green one with the dark green stripe. Make sure the auto-lube is set to stun. Amid that oily haze and god-awful paint he'll be too embarrassed to be seen with you. Go 0-60 as slow as you like.
say its your second cousin then. Anyway, if my neighbor bought one for $1.2 million or so, I'd be curious to know if I could, hypothetically, beat him zero to 60 in a production motorcycle costing maybe 99 percent less.
Motorcylists arent at all competitive and dont care a twit about speed or acceleration, of course. Image neither.
How about an old V-max? The rattier the better. I am not sure if the Max's 0 - 60 would cut it but something like the max would be the way to go. You definitely don't want the bike to look like you spent any real money on it.