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"Who would steal a 91 GSX1100G or an '84 Magna 700?



Somebody that has a very heavy door they need to keep open?



Possible someone has a large yacht they need to keep in one place in the ocean?

 

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Hell, leave the key in. They'll bring it back.

 

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Your bike has been in the garage so long it sneezed when it saw the sun last week.