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Because there's Rednex out there.........
 

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I'm searching for a sticker that says (complete with bar and shield) "I don't own a Harley Davidson - just this cheesy sticker"



Then I'll put it on my $59 made-in-china tail-trunk that's mounted atop my FZ6. I'll probably also put one on the back-window of my Wife's '89 MR2..........
 

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'Cept for them Harley Riders. They hate eva'body. Them Goldwingers too. An' them Brit-bikers are jerks. An' them BMWr's are stuck-up.........
 

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Re: Surf's up

Not if I can help it.
 

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I've had Harley-riders pull over and offer to help, when sportbike-guys just look and keep on keepin'-on (once on my wife's Ninja, no less). I always stop for a lone-biker alongside the road - he might be consulting a map, or he might be in need of an ambulance. Would you (not YOU you, but the general "you") like that on your conscience?
 

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Harley-riders don't eat Shyte-sammiches; Most of 'em don't like bread.............

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Howzabout 6 V-twins, a Parallel twin, 2 singles, and an inline-four?
 

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(wispering quietly to Luthor) Over there on the right - see that phonebooth-lookin' thing? If we can get Zod to step into it for just a moment, we can bombard him with Kryptonian-Radiation and this will make him weak and.......
 

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Cheapest Offroad-vehicles known to Man?



Rental Cars.



(be sure to buy the Insurance)
 

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I wanna see Proof of Purchase! The "modern Indian Rider" is sorta like a Catholic Priest teaching a Sex-Education class, iddn't it?



An Indian namebadge on a Harley engine doesn't make it an Indian, no matter what the manufacturer sez.........
 

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You want Fries with that?
 

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Used to be a guy that sold Whitworth tool-sets on ebay awhile back. He always ended the auction description with something like: "And if you're not satisfied with the performance of the wrenches, you could always line them up and play a tune on them like a xylophone........"
 

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"It takes all kinds, even if some of the kinds are ill-tempered, petty, and not too bright."

Hey, HEY, HEY!!!!!!

You know, I'm STILL reading here! You could've waited 'til I went home, at least..........
 

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By being obnoxious.
 

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By being obnoxious.
 

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Re: Idea!

I thought YOU were the kloset-gay?

You tell so many lies now, it's hard to keep them all straight, and who is whom that did what and when?

Consult the Archives, man.
 

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It's not the actual reading that gets 'em - Rather, it's comprehension
 

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Re: When kpaul started he didn't know there was feud.

You've ah..... still got a little smudge on your nose there......
 

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"We are all climbing a ladder that leads to a hole in the ground."
 

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Well, I kinda hate to be the one to break the News to ya.................

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