[55418]

First!



The 51st way to leave your lover....

 

[longride]

They must have done the deed and payment was due!

 

[seruzawa]

Either that or someone forgot to retighten the seat mounting bolts of his ZX6.

 

[gas_pig]

"If you can read this then the b.... fell off."

 

[longride]

He solved that problem. he got a KingQueen seat for the bike, but he couldn't figure out why the Queen seat was in front.

 

[23063]

Uh...does this mean the weddings off?

 

[acecycleins]

Love is a wonderful thing

 

[longride]

Today she was seen shopping for an "I'm the bytch that fell off" shirt.

 

[25850]

i tried this a few times but she kept finding her way home ...

 

[SeanAlexander]

You beat me to it!

 

[56599]

Ah lets see south Florida, no helmet, which means the guy probably picked her up in the bar. When she fell off he probably said oh shyt I have a suspended license, am drunk, and have no insurance.. or he did a uturn back to bar to pick up her sister...

 

[rsk173]

Do they have that option on cars yet? That would turn around the auto industry!

 

[longride]

Let's market it. The "Bytch-B-Gone" button for cars. Press it, and out she goes through the sun roof. I'm looking into a patent as we speak. I think we can make millions!

 

[schizuki]

"Either that or someone forgot to retighten the seat mounting bolts of his ZX6."



LO-freakin'-L!

 

[25850]

the patent app is doomed. james bond perfected the device many years ago for his aston martin.

 

[macmanjim]

He should have seen the Wizard first, read below:



An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove

a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.



The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me

the exact words that were used to put the curse on you."



The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce

you man and wife."

 

[44501]

And the cops ar trying to figure it out? I narrowed it down in about 10 seconds. Ain't love grand?



Remeber in Back to the Future "McFly? Hello? Anyone in there?"

 

[44501]

Or her mother AND sister. That speed bump at the entrace to the trailer park is a wicked one!

 

[38817]

I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

 

[4851]

Not perfect.

Didn't work on Oddjob.

Might not even work on Handjob.



I refuse to discuss Coldfinger or other varients.