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The 51st way to leave your lover....
 

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"If you can read this then the b.... fell off."
 

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Ah lets see south Florida, no helmet, which means the guy probably picked her up in the bar. When she fell off he probably said oh shyt I have a suspended license, am drunk, and have no insurance.. or he did a uturn back to bar to pick up her sister...
 

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Let's market it. The "Bytch-B-Gone" button for cars. Press it, and out she goes through the sun roof. I'm looking into a patent as we speak. I think we can make millions!
 

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"Either that or someone forgot to retighten the seat mounting bolts of his ZX6."



LO-freakin'-L!
 

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He should have seen the Wizard first, read below:



An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove

a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.



The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me

the exact words that were used to put the curse on you."



The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce

you man and wife."
 
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