man, Dictator Series would be cool. Saddam on the Ducati, G. Bush on factory suzuki, Kim il Whatshisface on a ZX10 and it's PENG! Dengxao PENG LEADS INTO TURN ONE AND HERE COMES CHENEY! AND NOW CASTRO MAKES A MOVE, THE CUBAN IS ON FIRE!
Big asses and beards and the winner gets his way in foreign policy matters. It could work.
And here comes PUTIN ON THE URAL with VI LENIN in the draft!
johnnyb - You just showed your leftist leaning idiotology. Sadam should be on a privateer Kaw. Dubya Bush should be on the Corsa Duc upholding our honor ... while Janet's Bush should be all over podium ...... then it could work.
And here comes PUTIN ON THE URAL with VI LENIN in the draft, Cheney inside the Bush & the entire field looking forward to another JJ malfunction!
Well I suppose it's all pie in the sky. Imagine how long it would take to come up with a rulebook, class structures, what to have for lunch, how to resurrect Hitler and Stalin, whether Castro would be allowed tobacco sponsorship...
Hold on now - maybe not. I hear that getting Carl Rove to be your point man smooths out a lot of difficulties. Heck - I hear that he can even get you off the hook for bombing the bejeesus out of another country by mistake . Do you think we can get him????
On the other hand he wasn't elected to anything either - do you think he'd be more interested in racing?
Really i just don't think it could work. Racing requires you to work within the laws of physics and good sense and to make decisions based on empirical evidence. Doesn't seem like a good fit. Coud be good PR man for like, Kawasaki, though.
Yeah but when he lost he'd just get the Supreme Court to refuse to validate points for anyone who finished ahead of him. Now how much interest would there be in a racing series with results featuring the same single name every week? That's just plumb silly, don'tcha think?
Come to think of it that would probably provoke more moral outrage from the citizens of this great and fair-minded land of ours than invading other soverign countries by mistake.
Wait - I'll bet he could beat Limbaugh -- if he ever gets out of rehab.