Yeah but when he lost he'd just get the Supreme Court to refuse to validate points for anyone who finished ahead of him. Now how much interest would there be in a racing series with results featuring the same single name every week? That's just plumb silly, don'tcha think?
Come to think of it that would probably provoke more moral outrage from the citizens of this great and fair-minded land of ours than invading other soverign countries by mistake.
Wait - I'll bet he could beat Limbaugh -- if he ever gets out of rehab.
sbp