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The Toad
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They just wanna be free........

How much extra is the train ride? Does the "experience" include free penicillin?

This isn't very tempting... been there, done that, complete with visits to the crowbar hotel. No thanks, amigo.
 

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In always look at 1%'r clubs like rattlesnakes....they give you plenty of warning to leave them alone. If you insist on messing around with them you're probably going to get bit.



been there, done that. I'll pass this time around, thanks.
 

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Think of it thisway: Since apparently taking drugs and/or raping women (or drowning them) seems to qualify people for public office like the Senate or the Presdiency your biker past may enable you to run successfully for office.



Sarnali for President.



God knows you couldn't do a worse job than the last 8 or 9 CICs.
 

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Dude! You could issue an Executive Order cancelling all emissions regulations on two-wheeled two-strokes! Cool!



Maybe you could get all that BLM land surrounding Canyonlands officially named "Seruzawaland".
 

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Re: I second the nomination

...and don't forget outlawing Volos and a total ban on underarm deoderant.
 

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Re: I second the nomination

Yeah. And I'd immediately order that Helen Thomas be pulled out of the White house press pool and that she be replaced by Latin infobabe Sofia Vergara! If you gotta have an airhead around then it's always better to have a good looking one.
 
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