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· The Toad
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They just wanna be free........

How much extra is the train ride? Does the "experience" include free penicillin?

This isn't very tempting... been there, done that, complete with visits to the crowbar hotel. No thanks, amigo.
 

· The Toad
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Think of it thisway: Since apparently taking drugs and/or raping women (or drowning them) seems to qualify people for public office like the Senate or the Presdiency your biker past may enable you to run successfully for office.



Sarnali for President.



God knows you couldn't do a worse job than the last 8 or 9 CICs.
 

· The Toad
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Dude! You could issue an Executive Order cancelling all emissions regulations on two-wheeled two-strokes! Cool!



Maybe you could get all that BLM land surrounding Canyonlands officially named "Seruzawaland".
 

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Re: I second the nomination

Yeah. And I'd immediately order that Helen Thomas be pulled out of the White house press pool and that she be replaced by Latin infobabe Sofia Vergara! If you gotta have an airhead around then it's always better to have a good looking one.
 

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Re: I second the nomination

We could make Buz the Sec of Treasury and longride could be the Sec of Kicking KPaul's @ss. For extra fun we could make JB the FBI Director.

You know, there's quite a bit of acreage around the White House. I'll bet with a few truckloads of dirt and a bulldozer we could set up one helluva scrambles track.
 

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Re: I second the nomination Mr. Speaker

We can change the National Anthem to "Born to be Wild". And the national motto will change from "E Pluribus Unum" to "We just wanna be free to ride our bikes and not be hassled by the MAN."

We'll need some M/C riding babes in the Cabinet too. Nikki Taylor can be Sec of HEW. Catherine Bell can be Undersecretary of the Interior.
 

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Re: I second the nomination Mr. Speaker

Okey-dokey, we'll compromise and make it "Leader of the Pack" in place of "Hail to the Chief".
 
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