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You can’t stop a Royal Enfield, you can only hope to contain....the parts that fall off!

Actually, I really like the Enfield and really want one. Unfortunately, I have nearly zero mechanical skills. Which, I've heard, comes in handy with an Enfield.
 

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I can stop a Royal Enfield Bullet with a .303 bullet from another Royal Enfield product. Or even slosh one with a Martini. A Martini-Henry that is.

Hey, I get the joke now, Royal Enfield Bullet? Haha, those witty bastards. Wonder if one ever broke the British square?
 

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each comes with a bottle of Bombay Sapphire and a bottle of quinine water as well as toast and marmalade...



Actually if and when I get a sidecar rig it'll be a Ural Patrol. I think they're the neatest thing since sliced bread
 

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I can stop a Royal Enfield Bullet with a .303 bullet from another Royal Enfield product. Or even slosh one with a Martini. A Martini-Henry that is.

Hey, I get the joke now, Royal Enfield Bullet? Haha, those witty bastards. Wonder if one ever broke the British square?
I'm wondering how many people know what a British square is.
 

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Don't forget the kippers. One needs one's protein while protecting the Empire, old chap.
I say Old Trout, what a coincidence!!!...I'm having kippers and toast for lunch as we speak and a bloody good belt of gin when I get back to the club this evening!
 

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I say Old Trout, what a coincidence!!!...I'm having kippers and toast for lunch as we speak and a bloody good belt of gin when I get back to the club this evening!
Smoke me a kipper, skipper. I'll be back for breakfast.
 

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"only two things come to mind: the spontaneous combustion of the Mayor of Warsaw in 1687 and that time in 16th century Bordeaux when it rained herring"
 

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You can't stop a Royal Enfield, you can only hope to contain....the parts that fall off!

Actually, I really like the Enfield and really want one. Unfortunately, I have nearly zero mechanical skills. Which, I've heard, comes in handy with an Enfield.
I saw a Royal Enfield today and damn if that bike wasn't cool as hell! I walked across the parking lot thinking I was going to find an old BSA; Triumph, whatever, but it was a fairly new twin. The owner had put some period stuff on it like the number plate on the front fender; some brass or bronze and copper fittings on the tank, etc. I want one too!
 

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"saw a Royal Enfield today and damn if that bike wasn't cool as hell! I walked across the parking lot thinking I was going to find an old BSA; Triumph, whatever, but it was a fairly new twin"

Ken, Royal (Indian) Enfield don't make no twin cylinder mosikle. 'least not a new one. Whacoo saw was somekinda freak bike put together by spastic rejects from Monster Garage.
 

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"saw a Royal Enfield today and damn if that bike wasn't cool as hell! I walked across the parking lot thinking I was going to find an old BSA; Triumph, whatever, but it was a fairly new twin"

Ken, Royal (Indian) Enfield don't make no twin cylinder mosikle. 'least not a new one. Whacoo saw was somekinda freak bike put together by spastic rejects from Monster Garage.
Well, it's not the first time I didn't know what the hell I was talking about, and I'm damn sure it won't be the last. Wonder what the heck it was...
 
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