[sarnali2]

each comes with a bottle of Bombay Sapphire and a bottle of quinine water as well as toast and marmalade...



Actually if and when I get a sidecar rig it'll be a Ural Patrol. I think they're the neatest thing since sliced bread

 

[sarnali2]

I'm wondering how many people know what a British square is.

I'm sure Napoleon Bonnepart or Marshall Duc de Tallard could tell you...

 

[sarnali2]

Don't forget the kippers. One needs one's protein while protecting the Empire, old chap.

I say Old Trout, what a coincidence!!!...I'm having kippers and toast for lunch as we speak and a bloody good belt of gin when I get back to the club this evening!

 

[sarnali2]

"only two things come to mind: the spontaneous combustion of the Mayor of Warsaw in 1687 and that time in 16th century Bordeaux when it rained herring"