[seruzawa]

They say they are impressed with her "natural ability". That's funny. I've never heard them called an "ability" before.

 

[seruzawa]

On second thought, I hear that her "ability" is not so natural.

 

[seruzawa]

Maybe she wants the people to be able to get the food without having to engage in sexual activities with UNICEF "workers".

 

[seruzawa]

Yeah, I'll say that for Angelina. Other loudmouth celebrities are travelling around on other people's nickels pretending to support various causes while actually just seeking the limelight because they are out of work. Angelina has actually written her own checks for things like setting up a nature preserve in Thailand.

 

[seruzawa]

The question isn't how much your rack holds. It's a question of how much Angelina's rack holds.

 

[seruzawa]

I have to disagree. I'd like nothing more than to send Tim Robbins, Susan Sarandon, Jerry Springer and, well, a whole passel of other annoying celebrities into the interior of Zimbabwe with backpacks full of food.

 

[seruzawa]

Don't worry. I doubt that you are evil enough or stupid enough to run anyhow.

 

[seruzawa]

Is this better?