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If you're going through New Mexico, I'd be down for a meetin. We could get lunch or something. Or even meet up somewhere out East and ride to out West.



I don't think ABQ is between Kansas and LA, but I don't know Kansas very well, either.



-Kawazuki
 

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Gonna be like a new inmate in a prison full of lifers over there. LOL Take it easy on this kid will you guys? Tim, follow Burns' lead an maybe you can get adjoining cells.
 

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JB leaving MO

Rumor has it that JB is on his way out the door. Nice while it lasted.

"I would assume that a web site which is the "biggest" motorcycle web site of all time or whatever their claim is, would be well-versed on copyright law and issues of fair use. Perhaps their soon to be departing Editor, my friend, John Burns, could hold a little mini-clinic before he leaves on the do's and don'ts of posting stories they actually didn't write. "

- from AMAsuperbike.com
 

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Timmy Timmy TIM AYE!

Ok boy, do you know how to take laptimes and photographs?

A few tips for the new MO intern:

1.) Don't race Ashley on PS2 / MotoGP or neither of you will get a damned thing done, all day.

2.) Whatever you do, don't order the Grill Master's Special at the Flat Cat Cafe.

3.) Always get onions with your Chippa Chai.

4.) Don't feed people food to any dogs at MO, or you will be holding your nose and gagging for 8 hours.

5.) DON'T CRASH THE FREAKIN TEST BIKES! (only Ashley's boyfriends can do that)

6.) The door that says "MOMEN" isn't for you.

7.) DON'T do burnouts on the dark asphalt just outside the garage. That asphalt is VERY soft and will melt and create a crater under your rear tire. It will also fling bits of molten rubber and asphalt pebbles into the air, so they can rain down over MO like Satan's own snow.

8.) DON'T do burnouts INSIDE the MO garage, or EBass will get all pissy and whine about the smell for 40 days and 40 nights.

9.) There is a time and a place for Barry Manilow, that place will never be MO.

10.) Pay attention to what Ashley has to say. Though she's crazier than hell and her thought process would get Stephen Hawking lost, she knows her $hit and has more experience in this industry than the rest of the MO staff combined.

11.) Forget all about 1 - 10 and HAVE FUN.
 

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Re: JB leaving MO

OMG you just posted something from AMAsuperbike.com, I'd be watching my back if I were you. OH yeah, what is this we are hearing about JB leaving MO????? FOR THE LOVE OF PETE, tell us what the deal is!!
 

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Re: Timmy Timmy TIM AYE!

You should have added stay away from MOridians who promise that the scenery of the northern rockies is worth the detour.

Young Tim and I are going to hook up for a pleasant sunday ride in Utah. How about it Seruzawa? Right in your back yard.
 

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Burnout Intern MIA

Well, it's 1:30 here in Denver, and no sign of Timothy (he was supposed to call late morning to early afternoon). I grow weary of being under house arrest, so if I don't hear from him by the time I finish lunch, I'm outta here.
 
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